The Republic of East Euros is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 4.348 billion East Eurosians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The very strong East Eurosian economy, worth 287 trillion florins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 66,053 florins, with the richest citizens earning 9.4 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. East Euros's national animal is the kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

East Euros is ranked 214,167^th in the world and 8,246^th in Osiris for Safest, scoring 30 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.